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Oct 1

My blisters itch like the devil’s anus and it is slowly driving me insane

Oct 1


St. Ungo the Well-Endowed is possibly unique in the history of hagiography, in that he was beatified based on the testimony of eighty-six different women,* who all claimed that yes, definitely, miraculous, hoo boy, you have NO idea, seriously, without ever saying exactly what the miracle in question had been.This has baffled researchers for centuries.Today St. Ungo is the patron of single women and, apparently demonstrating the cryptic and arbitrary nature of sainthood, bratwurst.———————*cough* Could NOT resist. (Hey, just ‘cos they’re saints doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with ‘em…) St. Ungo here is based on the Cape Ground Squirrel, a species with…um…endowments that can reach up to 42% of their total body length. (Say it with me, people! “Daaaaamn….”)The original of St. Ungo was given to my boyfriend, and hung in the living room.  - Ursula Vernon

St. Ungo the Well-Endowed is possibly unique in the history of hagiography, in that he was beatified based on the testimony of eighty-six different women,* who all claimed that yes, definitely, miraculous, hoo boy, you have NO idea, seriously, without ever saying exactly what the miracle in question had been.

This has baffled researchers for centuries.

Today St. Ungo is the patron of single women and, apparently demonstrating the cryptic and arbitrary nature of sainthood, bratwurst.

———————

*cough* Could NOT resist. (Hey, just ‘cos they’re saints doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with ‘em…) St. Ungo here is based on the Cape Ground Squirrel, a species with…um…endowments that can reach up to 42% of their total body length. (Say it with me, people! “Daaaaamn….”)

The original of St. Ungo was given to my boyfriend, and hung in the living room.  - Ursula Vernon

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Oct 1

Please picture Kevin, on the floor of the produce aisle, dying of laughter.

Oct 1

So, apparently cucumbers are in the gourd family. I did not know that.

Oct 1
thepreciousthing:

thepreciousthing:

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Oct 1

airbenders:

honestly it’s wonderful being so chill about ships

if that happens, i’m good with it

if this happens, i’m good with it

whatever happens, i am good with it

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oct 1

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Oct 1
eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!
From now up until October 31st.
GET YOURS NOW!

eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!

From now up until October 31st.

GET YOURS NOW!

Oct 1

Felipe Escobar Bravo
cubone
doduo
diglett
ghastly

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Oct 1

the-peej:

Benton Tarentella